Tickets are going FAST!!!!!
There aren't many tickets left for this Friday or Saturday night,  and Sunday's matinee is sold out. 
Don't hesitate, get your tickets before its too late.
Break a leg cast and crew. I hear the Director, Dave Barnes, enjoys the books for the play. Pay close attention to the title.


The Showtimes will be:
May 17, 18, 23, 24 & 25 at 7:30 pm 
May 19 & 25 at 1:30 pm


Location: Dream Builder Studios


Tickets for SVTC shows can be purchased at:
Cornwall Square Administration Office
1 Water Street, Cornwall, ON
613-938-2118
Cash and cheque ONLY
or 
Purchase tickets at the show (subject to availability)


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Imagine the Experience!

No Sex Please, We're British
The farce surrounds an assistant bank manager, Peter Hunter, who lives above his bank with his new bride Frances. When Frances innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, what comes back is Scandinavian pornography. The two, along with the bank's frantic chief cashier Brian Runnicles, must decide what to do with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the presence of Eleanor (Peter's mother), Mr. Bromhead (his boss), Mr. Needham (a visiting bank inspector), and Vernon Paul (a police superintendent).
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